You: Oh hello there.
You: I'm a lady don't you know
You: I have nothing on from head to toe.
Stranger: u wanna fuck?
Stranger: take my cock in ur mouth
You: I am but a lady, I will do not such a depravity. instead kneel at my feet and i will with you what for.
You: I say as i remove my once dry draw.
You: I hike up my skirt and get ready to squirt.
You: A hot stream of piss sprays across your brown belt.
Stranger: r u a psycho or sumthng........u turned me off
You: OY YOUR GETTING OUTA CHARACTER YOU FUCKING FRUIT LOOP
You: Now, shall we continue?
You: So I grab you by the head to my second best bed.
You: Tonight shall be the nigh you learn to give head.
Stranger: u seem to b wild in bed
Stranger: i want u rite now
You: I potion your mouth above my hot spread
Stranger: i want to grab ur tight pussy
You: and your lick and suck my clitoris, quite red
Stranger: u turned me off for the 2nd time:)
You: Sorry, what do you find a turn off?
You: it clitoris too clinical?
Stranger: ur poetry.....:)
You: But my poetry is what keeps my bowels in motion.
You: Brewing my heat like the irish ocean
Stranger: i want u rite now........seriously
Stranger: u r one of a kind:D
You: Ok, can i be serious with you too?
Stranger: k.....go ahead
You: I'm a 17 year old guy, who likes to troll with inventive sexual pranks.
You: You seem pretty cool.
Stranger: i knew dat:D
Stranger: dat wz one of a kind man
You: do you play minecraft at all?
Stranger: wer r u frm?
You: I have a group of friends who troll on here and stuff,
You: England. I was 'speaking in the queens tongue as it is'
Stranger: i hope i wont meet u again on omegle:D
You: no emai?l
You: what's your name so i know who you are anyway?