Sunday, 25 December 2011


:> I'm so full of jolly shit. I don't know what I should do.
^.^ Anyone up for some Black Mass? Gonna bust out my Satanic Bible and see if this religion stuff actually does something. Wooh.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Friday, 23 December 2011

Hey guys!!

So, anyway, due to a recent influx of followers in the last few days I feel that I should explain the purpose of  this blog in comparison to the others.
This is the experimental blog. So, expect lots of randomness and crazy bullshit. More importantly, I wouldn't suggest only following this blog as I notice a lot of people are doing. This is the blog where I plan to offend people on a general level so I'd prefer it if you know how awesome I am before unfollowing in a fit of rage because I impeached upon your worthless lives.
In other words. Haters gonna Hate.
Bitch Ass

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Aye! Success.

So, I managed to prevent myself from sleeping in one long session by sleeping for 4 hours about three times.
¬.¬ Something for my followers.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

There's thirteen As in the word Saaaaaaaaaaaausage. But my url has 14.

I write this fifteen minutes before my first sceduled nap. hope all goes well and I only sleep for 20 minutes. But I'm tired as fuck after all that.. Wait, all I did was go to the movies and sit on a reasonably comfortable chair for it's duration. :J I'm such a lazy bastard.
So It's day 3 on the Project. And I've not been successful yet. :P Maybe I should do pressups as soon as I get up like I do before school. Always wakes me up.
And to anyone interested I managed to hit the 100 mark on my press-up routine thingy, this morning. That's 20 -breather- 10 -breather- 20 -breather- -five minute rest while listening to No Agenda- and a whole like of 10s and 5s while my muscles tried to give out on me.
8< Never give up the fight.

Monday, 19 December 2011

:P I

I didn't do any of the sleep cycle stuff yesterday as i was expecting to visit a friend the next day and I really didn't want to be my usual baggy-eyed self. 
But I'll continue Project: Drastic Measures today. 

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Project: 4 hours - Drastic measures.

In light of the failure of Day 01 of 'Project: 4 hours' -Where i plan to only sleep for 4 hours a day without sleep deprivation. I will be taking drastic measures to keep this schedule. That means 4 music alarms (from my phone), 2 BEEP BEEP alarms (from my dual alarm clock), and one big ass horn (from my ipod which i will plug into my guitar amp.
Drastic measures will ensure the completion of Project: 4 hours.

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Hello Again.

So It's the Christmas holidays today and to celebrate I've decided that I'll change my sleep schedule to something more exiting.
Something like:
21:00 = Sleep for 20 minutes
23:00 = Sleep for 20 minutes
01:00 = Sleep for 20 minutes
03:00 = Sleep for 3 hours.
If that theory is correct I'll be able to gain the same benefits of a 8 hour sleep. But I'll only have to be unconscious for 4 hours! Which means way more drawing and writing. Maybe I'll spend my extra time looking for a job to pay for clothes and stuff. Very exiting stuff.

Friday, 16 December 2011

Sup Gaiz?

Haven't blogged here in AGES. I mean it's so fucking long that it's almost compromising the orbit that my dick creates with it's immense mass, and density.
I'm going to start a polyphasic sleep scedule to mark the start of the christmas break. This hopefully means that I can be WAY more productive as I learn to cut my sleep time to 4 hours.
Anyway, my dog just woke up, so I have to take him out so he can piss in my neighbour's lawn TOOTULES.

Monday, 31 October 2011

Omegle 31/10/11 - Poetry in Motion

Stranger: m20

You: Oh hello there.

You: I'm a lady don't you know

You: I have nothing on from head to toe.

Stranger: u wanna fuck?

You: Truely

Stranger: take my cock in ur mouth

You: I am but a lady, I will do not such a depravity. instead kneel at my feet and i will with you what for.

You: I say as i remove my once dry draw.

You: I hike up my skirt and get ready to squirt.

You: A hot stream of piss sprays across your brown belt.

Stranger: r u a psycho or sumthng........u turned me off


You: Now, shall we continue?

Stranger: k.......

You: So I grab you by the head to my second best bed.

You: Tonight shall be the nigh you learn to give head.

Stranger: u seem to b wild in bed

Stranger: i want u rite now

You: I potion your mouth above my hot spread

Stranger: i want to grab ur tight pussy

You: and your lick and suck my clitoris, quite red

Stranger: u turned me off for the 2nd time:)

Stranger: :(

You: Aww.

You: Sorry, what do you find a turn off?

You: it clitoris too clinical?

Stranger: ur poetry.....:)

You: But my poetry is what keeps my bowels in motion.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ;D

You: Brewing my heat like the irish ocean

Stranger: i want u rite now........seriously

Stranger: u r one of a kind:D

You: Ok, can i be serious with you too?

Stranger: k.....go ahead

You: I'm a 17 year old guy, who likes to troll with inventive sexual pranks.

You: You seem pretty cool.

Stranger: i knew dat:D

Stranger: dat wz one of a kind man

You: do you play minecraft at all?

Stranger: lol!

Stranger: wer r u frm?

You: I have a group of friends who troll on here and stuff,

You: England. I was 'speaking in the queens tongue as it is'

Stranger: i hope i wont meet u again on omegle:D

Stranger: bye........

You: no emai?l

You: what's your name so i know who you are anyway?

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Some american pseudoscience for ya!

Just thought this was a pretty funny video, about the power of the penis... and how people can get addicted to it's GREAT ENCODED WISDOM!!
This post is dedicated to theqwertykid

Thursday, 29 September 2011

I'm backk!!

I'm back, so look forward to lots of complaining tomorrow!

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

A Little Update

I'm going to be on holiday for three and a half weeks -till around the 29th or August-. I'm going to Greece so I'll be bringing back some cool photos for you guys around that time.

Friday, 3 June 2011

Show us urr desktop.

Post your print-screen and post it on your blog. Hopefully this will go far and we'll all have hundreds of followers! 8D

My view on piracy

It's like an alien race cloning an entire planet and /PLAYING TEAPARTY/ing everyone there. You aren't harmed but damage is being done.
Files don't feel.
What people do feel is when they worked for 3 days ACTUALLY editing a video for the first time, putting little animations where all of the music came in, so that people would be able to look up the artists afterwards, mixing the tracks up to create something that went with the theme, and then having the entire video blocked by /IDIOTS/, because aparently I stole someone's sale. My computer crashed after uploading that video -I actually had to reinstall my operating system, so I thought "at least I had it backed up, using /IDIOTS/'s awesome downloading feature that publishers seem to have now." Apparently  /IDIOTS/ doesn't do that for "copyrighted" material.